Respone to "who do you want to answer the phone"

I can see this coming:

It's 3 am in the morning. Your family is safely asleep but the red phone rings in the White House.

Ring......
Ring......
Ring......
Ring......
Ring......
Ring......

Hello, this is President Hillary Rodham, the leader of the Free World and the person who captured her party's nomination through manipulation and threats, then defeated an old man to get to this position. What crises do I need to solve now?

Is Bill there?

I'm sorry. Did you say Isbilleal is having a problem?

No, is Bill available?

Is Bill, my husband Bill, the person you are asking to speak with? This is a world emergency phone, reserved for, uh, world emergencies. Are you sure you want Bill, by husband? He's not the president or leader of the free world anymore, I am.

Yes, I want Bill, your husband. And this is an emergency.

Okay. I'll wake him. Can I tell him who is calling?

Yes, Monica. He gave me this number a few years ago and told me call whenever it was important.

Slam!